Saturday, August 7, 2010

The Drip: for Men Only

There once was a man from the Land of Hip,
Who never looked before he zipped.
He never saw where the last drop would fall,
For he was careless after all.

But one day this trend came to an end,
When the man from Hip zipping when then,
He lost his grip, and a wayward drip, got underfoot, and he did slip.
He did a flip, and now the man from Hip is R.I.P.

But the man from Hip left a legacy,
Some words of wisdom for you and me.
For with his dying breath he was heard to quip:
“Watch you drip before you zip,
For if you don’t someone might take an unexpected trip!”

Copyright 1995

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